I was sitting down to feast on my chicken, avocado, feta, walnuts and green salad (blame my trainer…) when I idly logged on to my bank to see if I happened to have a ‘bank error in my favour’. But alas, not only did I not have a bank error in my favour, I had [...]
That flippant quote from the lovely ladies at Sex and the City. “Coulda, shoulda, woulda…” How often do you find yourself spluttering, almost without much of a thought, that ‘yeah I probably should’ do bla bla bla, when truth be told you really have no intention of doing the thing you say you will? Perhaps [...]
Someone once said this to me, and you know, it certainly stopped me dead in my tracks. Personally, I don’t think life is a complete bitch (she just has some bitchy moments), on the whole I think she is a barrel of laughs. But you know what I think is a real bitch? Fees! Horrible, expensive, annoying fees. [...]
Ok, so it’s time, sometimes you just know. Like when you’ve realised you’ve stayed in a relationship a tad too long when instead you should be sneaking out that door, never to be seen or heard from again! Too many nightmare encounters with strange bedfollows while renting with countless others, dingy accomodation where the smell of Indian wafts [...]
Well I must say “I’m excited’. Today is the day! No it isn’t my birthday (April 1st folks, don’t forget…), but something equally as god damn awesome! My good friend, and kick arse Personal Concierge Debbie Alford from Day2Day Personal Concierge, http://givemeyourlist.com.au/ has posted my piece on Single Chicks getting their financial goodies in order. This chick has [...]
I remember as a kid looking at all the really cool kids, (who were literally too cool for school), and hating their guts. Well not hating their guts exactly, but certainly realising with my roughly chopped bob, love of Bros and pink ra-ra skirt, I wasn’t going to fit in there anywhere. I definitely wasn’t “too [...]
I can hardly contain myself from doing a very spontaneous lap of honour of my office, (which I guess would be more noteworthy if done if my birthday suit), but I must say I am suitably chuffed. You see I’ve been working on a little something. A little irreverant, with a dollop of cheeky and a [...]
So I have bits. Lots of bits and pieces. A big box with lots of bits and pieces. And some instructions which could be in another language for all I know. And they expect me to get it to look like that? My spontaneous choice to dabble a bit in D.I.Y. was now going to [...]
Everyday when I leave my funky little abode, my security screen door literally flies open and roars back nearly wacking me in the face, a glaring reminder that for sometime the door has been like this and yes, I must get a hunky man over to screw in the bolt, so that: a) The door [...]
…(that is if I had a goat…) more than anything in this world is when a red light camera flashes at you. If you think about it some flashes could be quite exciting – you know the kind, strong, muscly man decides to jump the fence at the football (being mindful of his precious jewels) [...]